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Stories from working at Starbucks that make me want to add a little vodka to my venti.

All the following stories are true. Seriously, I wish I could make these up. However, I can only vouch for mine, and not the submissions. I do not intend offend anyone involved; these are for entertainment purposes only.

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Reblogged from paulgulyas
  • Waiting outside the men's room at Starbucks, a woman is waiting close by for the women's room.
  • Woman: You're on deck?
  • Me: What? Oh, uh, yeah.
  • Woman: Actually, you're at bat for the men's room. My husband's in there.
  • Me: Oh, okay.
  • Woman: I'm on deck for the ladies room.
  • Me: (silent)
  • A woman comes out of the women's room and the On Deck Woman goes in.
  • Me: Hit it out of the park!
  • Me: (in my head) I have forsaken everything I stand for.

Notes

  1. barbucks reblogged this from paulgulyas
  2. missyou-loveyou said: hahahahaha that is the best exchange I’ve heard in a long, long time.
  3. paulgulyas posted this