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Stories from working at Starbucks that make me want to add a little vodka to my venti.

All the following stories are true. Seriously, I wish I could make these up. However, I can only vouch for mine, and not the submissions. I do not intend offend anyone involved; these are for entertainment purposes only.

Ratings come in tall, grande or venti, or some variation thereof.


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I’m Not Giving You A Fist Bump With A Coffee In My Hand

Please please please please please please please don’t try and grab your drink, or the drink you THINK is yours out of my hand.  Let me put it on the counter. 

These drinks are hot.  I spill the contents on myself WITHOUT your help most of the time.  And I don’t care how good your eyesight is, your big ol’ mutton hands trying to grab a flimsy cup from my dainty fingers spells (or spills) disaster. 

Chill out. 

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