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Stories from working at Starbucks that make me want to add a little vodka to my venti.

All the following stories are true. Seriously, I wish I could make these up. However, I can only vouch for mine, and not the submissions. I do not intend offend anyone involved; these are for entertainment purposes only.

Ratings come in tall, grande or venti, or some variation thereof.


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Pay Attention!

You know what’s really easy to do?  Pay attention to what’s going on around you. 

You see that the person in front of you didn’t get their drink or food at the register, they’ve moved to the other side of the store.  Humm.  Maybe you should go over there and wait for your drink too.  Or, did you hear what the person in front of you ordered?  Or see what the person in front of you looked like?  Maybe your drink will come out after theirs!  What a novel concept!  Or are you WITH someone who is ordering the same drink as you, even though you are not paying together?  Maybe it would be helpful for us if you ordered at the same time!  We could make both drinks together and ring you up separately!  Gosh!  Making someone else’s life easier?!  But, that takes effort! 

Come on people. 

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